Curles and combs just drive me out of my mind

Oh you sure look bad when I leave you in the morning time

And I ask myself each morning when I see you in the light

Is it the girl that I was with last night



Picking up clothes that you piled up in the den

Guess you'll never learn which room your closet's in

And the stormball hit the bathroom and sure left there awful mess

I don't see how a man can do all best



But we're the greatest lovers in the world

Oh I'm a heavy man and I'm a lucky girl

Come up the end of the day Prince Charming's on his way

And I find my princess waiting at the door

We're the greatest lovers in the world

Oh I'm a heavy man and I'm a lucky girl

We prove it every night when we hold each other tight

That we're the greatest lovers in the world

O we just got to be the greatest

Oh there's no doubt that we're the greatest

Yes we're the greatest lovers in the world